Jokes For Humor

Politician

2008-07-22T00:27:00.000-07:00

One political party does study case to one region. Unfortunately, their bus had an accident on the ride; there is one old farmer as eyewitness. Because of there are many persons die, the old farmer and inhabitant burying all of the victims in hurry. Not long time later, police come to the scene of incident, the police ask to the old farmer, “Sir, anyone still alive? The old farmer says, “There are some persons said they are still alive, but the politicians are liar, you must know it. So I bury them all..!!!”.

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Brain Transplantation Cost

2008-07-17T20:37:00.000-07:00

Some people gathering in one room in hospital, they are waiting for their relative who dying because brain cancer. Few moments later doctor comes and he says, “The only way we have to do brain transplants to keep him alive! This is risky indeed and you have to buy it by yourself”.

All the relatives fall into silent, suddenly one man asks, “How it cost?”
Doctor answer, “5,000 dollars for man brain and 2,000 dollars for woman”.

Situation change to a little bit gawky, men try to hold their laugh and try not to stare women. One of the men unable to hold his curious, and asks the doctor, “why man brain more expensive?”

Doctor smile and wisely says, “Yup, we put something high to reward a thing. Woman’s brain cheap because it is often used, otherwise man’s brain rarely, it causing man’s brain still in well condition”.

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Five Audacious Guys

2008-07-14T22:23:00.000-07:00

There are four guys enjoying their meal in one café, a little while come close one rogue guy forcefully ask them some money.

Then the rogue guy shouting them, “Who dare with me?”

One guy stand up and says, “I do”

The rogue guy snarling again, “Who else?”

Next guy stand up and says, “So do I”

The rogue guy start to scare, but he keeps frightening them, “Who else?”

Two other guys stand up and says, “We are all not afraid”

The rogue guy gutsy becoming shrink and says, “Then we all are five audacious guys”

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Three Girls Enjoying Ice Cream

2008-07-12T16:21:00.000-07:00

Teacher asks one question to his student.

Teacher: “Mark, can you ask my question?”

Mark: “I will try mam”

Teacher: “There are five little birds on the window, the hunter shot ones, how many birds are left?

Mark: “It’s nothing mam, because the others fly away”

Teacher: “You are wrong, the answer is four. But I like the way you think”

Then Mark let his teacher permission to ask one question, and his teacher allows him.

Mark: “There are three girls, they each have ice cream. First girl enjoying her ice cream by grasps the cone, second girl licked up her ice cream, the third straightly entering whole ice cream into her mouth. The question is which one of those three girls have married?”

Teacher: “Haaaaahhh!!! I can be sure, it must be the third girl which entering whole part of her ice cream to her mouth”

Mark: “You are exactly wrong mam, the right answer is ones has ring in her finger. But I like the way you think”

Teacher: ???

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Having Poor Neighbor

2008-07-10T07:44:00.000-07:00

Anna runs in hurry into her house to see her parent.

“Father…. Mother…. “ she screamed.
“Our new neighbor must be poor people” she said.

Her parent suddenly shocked to hear that because as they know, along this time their neighborhood is one best luxury residential.

“Why did you say so?” her parent asked.
“Because they are so hell of confused just because their son swallowed one cent”

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Got Insulted Because Has Ugly Kid

2008-07-10T07:30:00.000-07:00

A lady wants to get on the bus while carrying her baby.

Bus driver says, “Wow, your baby is the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen!!!”

The lady getting mad while throw down the charges money forcefully to the box and take a sit at the back, she try to calm down. A man beside her realizes on her madness and asks her the thing that can cause it. The lady says, “The bus driver insulted me”

That man wisely responds it “how could it be? That bus driver shouldn’t do that”

“You are right” the lady said, “I will back to him and give him some lessons”

“Good idea” the man said, “Let me carrying your monkey”

The lady, “@#$@#@$”

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Farm worker, Conglomerate, and General Have Dinner at Restaurant

2008-07-08T04:19:00.001-07:00

There are three brothers. One is the Farm worker, one is the Conglomerate, and one is the General. The conglomerate invites his brothers to have dinner at well-known “Steak” restaurant.

Unfortunately, they quite late arrive at the restaurant. They decide to come inside nonetheless, the waiters come closing that three brothers and politely tell them that restaurant cant serves them.

Waiters: “I’m sorry, we are having lack of steaks import supplies”

Farm worker asks, “What is steaks import?”
Conglomerate asks “Lack? What is that?”
In addition, the General asks, “What is sorry?”

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Threaten People in Bar When the Jeep is Gone

2008-07-08T01:32:00.000-07:00

Rawling come in alone to a bar, and then order for a glass of beer. He drinks that beer slowly, before he drinks all that beer, he goes out for a while and find that his jeep is gone. He come back into the bar and takes his gun, and then he shoots it to up while screaming “ALL OF YOU, WHO THE DARE BASTARD HAVE STOLEN MY JEEP?”

But, there are no one who brave to answer him, Rawling put his gun on the bar table, then he speaks loudly “OK, I ORDER FOR ONE BEER, WHEN I FINISH DRINK IT, AND MY JEEP IS STILL NOT ON THE PARKING AREA. I WILL DO SOMETHING THAT I EVER DONE IN ANOTHER BAR!!!”.

The beer is coming, then he drinks it until the last drop. After while he walk out the bar and see that his jeep is back. He go back into the bar and he intend to pay his beer. He calls the bartender. The bartender comes and asks him a question “what have you done at the other bar before?”

Rawling: “Do you mean when my jeep was not found?”. The bartender is nodding.
Rawling: “I go home by my own foot” he answers and gives his smile.

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Acute Vision Deficiency Test

2008-07-07T23:01:00.000-07:00

A doctor is checking his patient eyes to know his problem.

Doctor: “What image is it” (Dollar)
Patient: “It’s dollar”.

Doctor: “What image is it” (Euro)
Patient: “It’s Euro”.

Doctor: “What image is it” (Yen)
Patient: “It’s Yen”.

Doctor: “it’s enough, you have an acute vision deficiency”
Patient: “what kind of deficiency sir?”
Doctor: “money mad”

What its been doing in Bed?

2008-07-07T00:46:00.000-07:00

One man suddenly ran out his house in the middle of night and he screamed to his wife “You are not good in bed!!”

In the morning, that man decides to call his wife, he intended to get along well. After several times try, her wife did not make an answer. He tried once again, and this time his wife answered this call with wheezy voice.

Husband: “why you take it so long to answer, and what happen with your breathe?”
Wife: “I am on bed”
Husband: “what are you doing on bed in this time?
Wife: “I try to get another opinion from somebody else”.

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Get Scared When Speed Up

2008-07-06T23:59:00.000-07:00

One bus moves so fast on the busy traffic road. All the passengers are scared, especially one old woman beside the driver. She then shouting the driver…

Old woman: “sir..! Please don’t drive in speed, I am scare”.
The driver: “mam, if you are scare, just close your eyes like I do”

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Ask for Way Out to Tarzan

2008-07-06T23:17:00.000-07:00

Someday, there was one traveler get lost in the jungle, he has turned around for many times for five months long, but he still couldn’t found the way out. In desperation, he met Tarzan.

Traveler said in his mind, “That’s Tarzan, I want to ask him way out”
Traveler: “Tarzan, please help me, I have been lost in this jungle for five months long”
Tarzan: “what poor guy”

Then he told the traveler something.

Tarzan: “it is so easy, you just have to go straight then at the end of the road, turn to the left”
Traveler: “Thanks a lot Tarzan”

Then he move perambulating the direction as Tarzan said. He move straight forward and then turn to the left at the end of the road. He confused, because it did still not work. Moreover, he met Tarzan again.

Traveler: “hey, Tarzan. Why are you laughing? I still can’t find the way out”
Tarzan: “hahahahahaha….. If I know the way out, I am not here now”.

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Want to learn Foreign Language a Lot

2008-07-06T23:03:00.000-07:00

One beautiful girl really want a lot to learn foreign language, because todays mastering foreign language is really valuable, either to get a job or just for social gathering. She come to foreign language course for this purpose, and makes some conversation with customer service.

Girl: "excuse me, I want to learn foreign language"
CS: "What kind of foreign language course do you want to learn?"

The girl take some more time to think, and then she asks "perhaps you know what kind of languages are the most foreign?".

Too Dark

2008-06-30T18:36:00.000-07:00

Daddy: Bob, Where are you?
Bobby: I am at the porch.
Daddy: Could you please check the porch light, has it switched on?
Bobby: I do not know, it is too dark here Dad!
Daddy: @#$%@#$%

Two Easy Questions

2008-06-25T09:19:00.000-07:00

Teacher in History subject of Senior High School asks question to his student…

Teacher: Ronnie, I have two questions for you, both of them easy.
Ronnie: I will answer it with pleasure, sir.
Teacher: The key of my question is question number 2 easier than the number 1. Then, what number do you choose?
Ronnie: I choose the easy one sir, it is number two.
Teacher: Question number 2 is what year was this question born?
Ronnie: ???

No Counted Yet

2008-06-25T08:29:00.000-07:00

When mathematics time….
Teacher: Nino, 7 + 8 equals?
Nino: 15 mum.
Teacher: Good, now Tony’s turn, 3 + 2 equals?
Tony: (just getting up from his slept) I am sorry mum, I have not counted it yet.

Preface

2008-06-24T21:03:00.000-07:00

Honestly, when I decided to create this blog, I cannot laugh. I thought it so seriously…. :) But, behind the scene (hahahaha just like behind the scene of movie) I have purely purposes to make you are all boys, girls, man, woman, grand pa, grand ma to have some fun, get humor and be happy. If you all feel so, just give me your comment. I will try to reply it and work more hard to create another valuable and high quality jokes.

When people like my work, my job, my creation…. I will be happy, and when people have interests to respond, I will be happier. When People back to visit and read, also respond it again, I will be happiest than before.